Sunday, May 27, 2007

I could be violet sky

Since it's becoming the latest craze, I might have to partake in this "random thought process"

I am Stephen, though only my mum doesn't shorten it these days
I have weird nipples
I complain too much
Nobody listens
I feel better about myself this month than I have in the past 4 years
I have mild dyslexic characteristics
I have a natural ability to learn quickly when I set my mind to it
I often don't
I am compulsed to capitolise all my I's and place apostrophe's where required
I wish I could sing
I can't
I have very good cognitive skills
I have no co-ordination
I am a serial monogamist
I am not a cereal monogamist
I often think of word origins
I don't beleive there is a God nor a god
If keyboards had mathematical symbols, I would type with them
The grass is greener on the other side
Is that because the other side is a vacant block and nobody cuts it?
I get paranoid alone at night
I hold my stomache muscles tense far too often
I like to feel smart so I often make other people feel stupid
Cold water tastes better than warm water
Warm water has more calories

5 comments:

aimmez said...

Good post (Y)

"I like to feel smart so I often make other people feel stupid"

Yep, you do that alot.

Steve said...

I was thinking of you when i said it... lol It's not intentional. But it happens. I don't mean to make other people feel stupid. I just sometimes need to know im good at something. Everybody needs to feel like they are good at something.

Jason said...

I tend to do the same thing, it's actually quite hard not to sometimes.

I think it doesn't help that I sometimes misjudge people and think they will understand something they don't and that has the same effect.

Ben said...

I couldn't help noticing that "apostrophe's" doesn't require an apostrophe :p

Steve said...

hehe... hrm... apostrophe is my imaginary freinds name... I was talking about his posessions.. also he is Dutch so he doesnt get a capital letter...


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